The Job of the Policeman

We were at a birthday party recently and Marcus overheard someone telling a story about how she was involved in a minor traffic violation. I didn't even realize that he was listening until a day later when he observed some sort of wrong doing around our house. He responded with, "You're going to get stopped by the policeman." Two weeks later and Marcus is still keeping the local policeman very busy, coming up with reason after reason for them to be stopping people in our community. Just so you can't say you haven't been warned, here are several reasons Marcus has stated that you too can be stopped by the policeman:
- getting flour on the kitchen counter
- not being nice
- breaking a wheel off the monster truck
- not picking up your toys
- parking your car in the fire lane (he might be on to something here)
- not slowing down for a yellow light (oops, that was me)
- hitting
- coloring on the table instead of your paper
- not getting all the bubbles off your hands while you are washing them